My fortune cookie proverb collection:
I have been collecting fortune cookie fortunes for a little
over a year, the stupider the fortune the more likely I am to keep it. The idea
to start collecting these started with probably one of the stupidest fortunes I
got. Here is the little collection I have received (as well as some of my
commentary on it).
Promote literacy. Buy a box of fortune cookies today.
Rest has a peaceful effect on your physical and emotional health
The secret of staying young is good health, and lying about your age.
Do what you can. Money will follow.
Something nice is coming o you in the mail.
Your uniqueness is more than an outward experience.
Your luck has been completely changed today.
You will always possess a charm and sense of humor that attracts others.
The hard times will begin to fade. Joy will take their place.
Be careful not to overspend.
You are a man of righteousness and integrity.
Some pursue happiness; you create it.
You have tasted both the bitterness and sweetness of coffee.
A quiet evening with friends is the best tonic for a long day.
Every person is the architect of his own fortune.
Now is the time to try something new.
Good advice jars the ear
There is no mistake so great as that of being always right.
Answer just what your heart prompts you.
A good way to keep healthy is to eat more Chinese food.
Keep true to the dreams of your youth.
Never forget a friend, especially if he owes you.
He who knows he has enough is rich.
What you left behind is more mellow than wine.
You have a deep interest in all that is artistic.
Wisdom is the principal thing.
Your future is as boundless as the lofty heaven.
You'll accomplish more if you start now.
A tub and a rub will change your day.
Your heart is a place to draw true happiness.
You are about to embark on a most delightful journey.
Your many hidden talents will become obvious to those around you.
Great acts of kindness will befall you in the coming months.
Traveling this year will bring your life into greater perspective.
Your future is sweet.
You will attract cultured and artists people to your home.
To be content with little is true happiness.
A cheerful message is on its way to you
The smart thing is to prepare for the unexpected
Look with favor upon a bold beginning coming this year
The mightiest oak is in the forest is just a little nut that held its
Treat yourself with the same dignity and respect you give others
Do not rush through life, pause and enjoy it.
When both feet are planted firmly, nothing can shake you.
Turn off the TV and the computer and exercise your mind with a good book
Accept what comes to you each day